Potato
The young girl my mom watches was playing on the playground the other day when she got very upset. Apparently the little boy she was playing with called her a potato and it made her sad. Now I want to call everyone who annoys me a potato and see if it makes them sad too.
I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…
This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.
I….How….What the Fuck?
This person rivals me in cooking inabilities. I am awestruck.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
this game is the only thing on earth that could make me drink, may play it with like down a glass of milk every time.
Tommy. We’re doing this.
I LIVE for Lord of the Rings drinking games. “Intimate moment between Frodo and Sam” = gay. Also whenever Frodo falls over. ALSO you have to pick LOTR names and only refer to each other by them.
Ha, someone do this with me.
Where The Wario Things Are by Christiann MacAuley
By the way, PETA says hello… bitch.
(source: duelinganalogs, gamefreaksnz)
therearemorethanfoursidestome:
Gallifrey’s Next Top Model
Gallifrey’s Last Top Model
YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE
RUDE. SERIOUSLY.
